Friday, January 21, 2011

"A Few New Pieces and A Banana," an original screenplay by S. Naffz

Once there was a banana who fell in love with a mini knit caplet ($18).

She too loved him but, like so many other stories, their love grew tired. He left her under mutually bland feelings and circumstances for a vintage belted dress ($32) named Dawn Joy.

Ms. Joy brought the banana a to a whole new level, or so he thought. Her kindness quickly turned into an obsessive situation. He saw the warning signs. There were red flags everywhere. One night, he left her. He changed his name to Saffron, a spice he knew she despised.

Saffron had a rebound relationship with a fitted mini dress ($24) who reminded him of his favorite Robert Palmer song. She was, after all, simply irresistible. Their courtship was fast and fiery and also ended amicably. The mini had to get back to Vegas, Saffron, back to reality.

The story ends on a high note. Saffron found a love like no other with Duck, Duck, Duck, a perfectly worn sweatshirt who fulfilled his three true desires. They settled down on a decent piece land, with plenty of sunshine and fresh water. Life was was simple and they were happy and to them, that was gold.

2 comments:

  1. How lovely for Saffron and Duck, Duck, Duck to find each other and bond so closely in this day and age. I wish them the best.

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  2. i love it. a beautiful story! with that color pallet, wes anderson will be directing, no? maybe ms. coppola?

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